Famous Christmas Quotes

Here’s a list of some famous Christmas Quotes… comments on Christmas parties, fruitcake and other celebrity wisdoms.



Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’

~Robert Paul




I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.

~Shirley Temple




The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

~Joan Rivers




Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

~Johnny Carson




I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

~Bernard Manning




Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

~Larry Wilde




He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

~Roy L. Smith




What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

-Phyllis Diller




The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

~Johnny Carson




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