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Famous Christmas Quotes
 Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy'
~Robert Paul
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
~Shirley Temple
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
~Joan Rivers
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
~Johnny Carson
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
~Bernard Manning
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~Larry Wilde
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
~Roy L. Smith
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
-Phyllis Diller
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
~Johnny Carson
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